May 2011
13 minutes until rapture day in the UK
ronnieisastarshipranger:
Bring it.
RAPTURE DAY!!... or not..
xplizitazn:
Realizing they only have a day to live.
Withdrawing all their money.
Spending all their money.
Going to sleep.
Waking up on May 21st, 2011.
Walking around throughout the day.
Going to sleep.
Waking up on May 22nd, 2011.
Realizing this didn’t happen.
And they spent all their life savings.
Your period
cyyyn:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
“New mansion on the market in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Minor carpet stains.”
– (via cyyyn)
“My, my, OH MY!
Its been a bit since i’ve got on… Truly missed...”
